Welcome to America, I will be your guide for today.

We have already taken the liberty to tell you what you like.

Please remain seated, and quiet...

Here are your choices please carefully select one of the two, Republican or Democrat

Please stay in your seat, and listen....

Watch this on television and listen to this on the radio. It is what you like see. It is what you like to hear.

Stay seated, and be quiet....

From now on you we will no longer be broadcasting news on the news. You will only get special interest stories that make you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

STAY IN YOUR SEAT, AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS...

We will remove all anti war propaghanda from the air waves. Good-bye Donahue. You aren't as important as Joan Rivers' best dressed list. You aren't a true American anyway. WHERE IS YOUR FLAG?

sit down and shut up...

Don't wear the same clothes as you did 2 years ago. Everyone will laugh at you and call you names.

Sit Down And SHUT UP....

The cannabis plant is an evil plant. It CANNOT be used for gasoline. It CANNOT be used for paper. It CANNOT be used for clothing. Even if it could... It would be far inferior to God's gift to the environment GASOLINE... nature's friend.

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP....

Please relax, this will only hurt a bit. Take your sedative like a good patriot. We are your friends... We want what is best for you.... We are the only ones who know what is best for you...

Please... for your own sake... stay seated and please pay attention

The sedatives are finally kicking in... THAT'S RIGHT YOU WILL SOON BE A REAL AMERICAN!

Just.... .... few....mooooo......... inutes......

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